ichtms
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Post by ichtms on Aug 6, 2008 15:22:09 GMT -5
Cool your drink with ice cubes straight from Mars. Jazz up your appetizer with a touch of sulphur from the Venusian atmosphere. Get that little extra push to your beer with our own brand of carbonated jet fuel.
Take the Hubble Tour and explore Le Hole Noir.
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TiggerTheWing
Come to Canberra for Christmas, or be bounced!
Boiiing!!!
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Post by TiggerTheWing on Aug 6, 2008 18:19:44 GMT -5
Oh cool! Grumpy's was in desperate need of a singles bar! No use to me, of course; but I'll point others in this direction! ;D
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Post by AgentPalpatine on Aug 6, 2008 19:43:21 GMT -5
Somehow, an aspie bar with a space theme is amusing.
hmmmm, what's on the menu?
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TiggerTheWing
Come to Canberra for Christmas, or be bounced!
Boiiing!!!
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Post by TiggerTheWing on Aug 6, 2008 21:00:15 GMT -5
Somehow, an aspie bar with a space theme is amusing. hmmmm, what's on the menu? Well, the 'assorted salad' I ordered seems to be mainly rocket...
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Post by AliasPseudonym on Aug 7, 2008 1:31:17 GMT -5
Alright, the name says 'For Love and Rockets.' I demand rockets. And the kind that fly around and then explode, not some thematically designated alcoholic beverages or suchlike nonsense.
...and I just used four consecutive four syllable words. Do I win something?
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ichtms
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Post by ichtms on Aug 7, 2008 9:35:33 GMT -5
Your prize is ready and the rocket is waiting on the laugh pad. Huckleberry Hockey Club Soda is your personal guide at the controls.
OhOhOh, easy on the gas, Sir! Sir? Sir?
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Post by lestat on Aug 7, 2008 13:24:13 GMT -5
Alias, that would be my speciality, I used to be pretty handy as a kid with a chemistry set and things that went 'boom' Rossco just chucked me out of his watering hole, the bastard! to think, I'm one of his bouncers too, the cheek of it, I can work perfectly well stoned and I never turn up to work drunk *shiftily turns round and adjusts the bottle of absinthe strapped to his leg to a more comfortable position*
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Post by rossco on Aug 8, 2008 9:46:31 GMT -5
No I was not saying I did not want you to work there.....I meant not as a bouncer. I think a position has opened up as pool hustler as Alectrum is not around much. I will encourage the drunker patrons your way and accept 15% commission.
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ichtms
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Post by ichtms on Aug 8, 2008 19:06:30 GMT -5
Oh cool! Grumpy's was in desperate need of a singles bar! ;D It might be the language barrier??? But, how do you figure in the "singles"... I used to be single but these days I'm with Cat; she sits on the kitchen table a couple of feet behind my back...
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TiggerTheWing
Come to Canberra for Christmas, or be bounced!
Boiiing!!!
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Post by TiggerTheWing on Aug 17, 2008 7:29:17 GMT -5
Must be the language barrier... My cat lies on the kitchen table... provide we're in the middle of reading the newspaper! ;D
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Post by chewbockers on Aug 19, 2008 5:27:06 GMT -5
One of my pussycats is currently resting on the top of my table on top of a pile of papers.
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Post by doctorboy on Aug 21, 2008 22:58:14 GMT -5
How do cats know to lie on people's stuff, and not to lie on cat's stuff? Our cats always lie on our laundry. But when we give them a blanket to lie on, they avoid it. How do they know?
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ichtms
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Post by ichtms on Aug 25, 2008 3:06:09 GMT -5
How do cats know to lie on people's stuff, and not to lie on cat's stuff? Our cats always lie on our laundry. But when we give them a blanket to lie on, they avoid it. How do they know? I assume that it has something (possibly everything) to do with the fact that the laundry retain the smell of people while the blanket you give them is fresh out of the washing machine. You should see my cat; she goes wild with my dirty laundry, as I'm in the habit of leaving dirty t-shirts lying around. T-shirts is ok to attack. Underwear isn't. Hey, Cat! Don't mess with my undies!!!
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Post by doctorboy on Aug 26, 2008 8:52:23 GMT -5
How do cats know to lie on people's stuff, and not to lie on cat's stuff? Our cats always lie on our laundry. But when we give them a blanket to lie on, they avoid it. How do they know? I assume that it has something (possibly everything) to do with the fact that the laundry retain the smell of people while the blanket you give them is fresh out of the washing machine. You should see my cat; she goes wild with my dirty laundry, as I'm in the habit of leaving dirty t-shirts lying around. T-shirts is ok to attack. Underwear isn't. Hey, Cat! Don't mess with my undies!!! No, our cats like our clean laundry, too. Especially when they are shedding.
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ichtms
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Post by ichtms on Aug 27, 2008 14:03:36 GMT -5
Enigmatic little creatures, the cats!!!
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