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Post by Sonic the Hedgehog on Aug 4, 2008 22:23:37 GMT -5
*Wakes up by the cry of Sonic* Oh, dammit, you did eat the cake didn't you? I told you you shouldn't. How much did you have? You fly even better than Lestat in the night. * sees Sonic floating out of the bar and sighs with relief* This boy is too young to hang around here. I ate the entire thing... it seems to have cloned me. At the moment one of me is floating around outside the bar, and I don't know how many clones it may have created... GAH! ME, GET OFF THE TABLE AND PUT SOME CLOTHES BACK ON!!! *another Sonic walks in from the toilets* "What have I missed?"
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Post by ocampo on Aug 4, 2008 22:38:17 GMT -5
She's here.......... she's just found out that she's got her first exam on the 12th. Do she wish she was dead? Sooooooooooooo much that she's referring to herself in the 3rd person. Woo!!!!!!
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Post by earthmonkey on Aug 4, 2008 22:41:01 GMT -5
Aww, ocampo, just have the "life is awesomeness" drink, a special concoction made especially for this virtual bar! It is full of bubbly goodness! You know you want it...
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Post by earthmonkey on Aug 4, 2008 22:42:10 GMT -5
That's weird...there's a "Take the Miley Cyrus Quiz" advert. I wonder what the heck it is or where it came from...
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Post by ocampo on Aug 4, 2008 22:44:31 GMT -5
Its ok, someone kidnapped Michelle for me and she's now tied to my bed. I'm going to go do my thing, THEN I'll kill myself!
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Post by hyke on Aug 5, 2008 3:00:24 GMT -5
*Makes some very very strong coffee for Ocampo, to enhanche hyperfocussing traits.*
There you go girl, you'll do good enough. Just come here now and then for something to cheer you up and don't forget to eat at least once a day. And get a huge bottle of water or so beside you, so you won't dehydrate.
We'll send you something to drink via pm if you forget to come here.
Good luck!!!!
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Post by hyke on Aug 5, 2008 3:03:50 GMT -5
* starts collecting doubles of sonic, there's more than one.... Would it be his twin habit? ? Tries to bring all sonics in 'the old barmaid' Hopes they will happily join together in an hour or so. Feeds all the found sonics candybars again to speed up the proces of grounding. Sincerely hopes she did not miss a sonic or two *
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Post by alectrum on Aug 5, 2008 3:09:07 GMT -5
I found one in a parallel bar Hyke. I'd best give you a hint though... don't press that red button on his sonic suit! *shivers slightly at the memory*
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Post by hyke on Aug 5, 2008 3:13:31 GMT -5
Thanks Alectrum,
If you find more you can bring them at the bar of his mom.
But please don't let them find out you've got a small plastic bag with fine smelling herbs.
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Post by skyblue1 on Aug 5, 2008 19:28:21 GMT -5
wanders into bar.Sees the3 women dancing on the table(they are all stick-thin and real tall)and goes , alright dancing women...but wait who is the dude in the apron...must be the local stud .after all , all the women are dancing with him. Ah yes ,This kinda feels like a good home away from home. Everything feels normal , as usual noone notices I, man this invisibilty stuff is great. Guess I will go and find a corner booth and have a good conversation with myself. Myself never ignores me. Lets see what can we talk about( I know I have some interests) ah yes , politics........I and Myself wander off to the corner booth(avoiding the floating Sonics) discussing the merits of Obama vs. McCain.
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Post by marcia on Aug 5, 2008 19:39:21 GMT -5
Targetted ads - as I read this it's for 'Children's books for gay and lesbian parents' I noticed vegetable-based ads on the turnip thread... I looked just now and thought it was advertising gay parsnips, which I thought was a particularly astute advertiser covering both bases, but turned out to be gay parships! Now I know what a parsnip is, it's one of those veggie things, but what's a parship?
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Post by ocampo on Aug 5, 2008 19:44:00 GMT -5
Well its kept telling me how I can find a good gay bar and now I've got that bloody Electric 6 song stuck in my head..........
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Post by ocampo on Aug 5, 2008 19:46:13 GMT -5
Oddly enough, I've also got how to find a good upright ariel. I don't know if thats slang for something that I don't want to know what its slang for...
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Post by marcia on Aug 5, 2008 19:48:00 GMT -5
Oops....I seem to have joined a conversation which finished some time ago!
Never mind.... Ocampo, what are you having? You look like you could do with a drink. Tell you what, have three and a quick dance on the tables before you return to Michelle.
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Post by marcia on Aug 5, 2008 19:52:08 GMT -5
Why are people's names different colours? I'm not sure I like this place - it's a bit creepy. Not the bar, it's good, it's what's outside that's scary, mmmmm.....rambling....
A gin and tonic would help, I reckon...
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